SasuHina Rant 2

Hello everyone, here I am again talking about... my favorite crack pairing of the Naruto series. You might of read my first SasuHina rant as I admit it was long and kept going around and around slowly gathering good points. Anyway, some of you who are diehard SasuSaku and NaruHina fans might want to exit out of here because really I have nothing against the good people of your fandom but to the ones that keep spreading the word all over the internet saying it's going to happen, THAT'S WHO I'M PISSED OFF AT!

You like NaruHina and SasuSaku? Fine, I don't give a damn. Just stop going to other couple boards, amv videos, fanart, fanfiction and saying your idea is the right one and everyone else is wrong just shut up. Just a question for you diehard fans of this huge couple fandom that are willing to knock down other couples because it looks silly. Seriously, what the hell? Do we go to your boards and claim that SasuSaku and NaruHina will never happen? HELL NO! YOU GUYS DO THAT TO US! I am sick of it, I try to give respect for everyone's opinions and favors but the diehard couple fans are seriously vicious.

Seriously let me point out something about NaruHina...

1. Yeah sure, it might seem cute.
2. Yeah girl who barely has alot of screen time has crush on main character
3. Girl admires main character
4. Main character has crush on other girl who punts him away but doesn't give up
5. Girl takes what she learns from main character and molds herself to become stronger herself
6. FILLERS, sorry don't count. And yes, NaruSaku also suffers this.
7. Girl faints a couple of times because of main character doing crap... like saying hi, what's up, you look a little funny are you alright?
8. Girl barely has any screentime...

When I look at this... That pretty much sums it up for NaruHina so far. I'm sorry but most of this is true but I would like to say the following that it could shape better in the future since the story isn't over yet. Seriously don't try to sound smart by saying, that's proof enough of NaruHina. No it's freaking not.

Points for SasuSaku...

1. Emo/Rival/Best friend of main character
2. Other teammate a girl that the main character likes but she doesn't like him back at first
3. Girl admires rival
4. Main character goes after girl, actually saving her many more times than the rival as all he worries about is power and fighting blah blah blah...
5. Girl starts to notice the main character's strengths instead of his persistance
6. Girl starts to debate with herself but still has feelings for rival
7. Rival for some reason goes to the dark side
8. Main character tries his best to bring rival back, but it sort of seems lost as the rival is drunk on power and lookes like he doesn't care anymore.
9. Rival actually willing to hurt the girl...
10. Rival willing to kill main character
11.More stuff waiting...

Now, let me say that you can bitch all you want saying its SasuSaku for sure is going to happen but... with all this. I'm not sure myself as I used to be a SasuSaku fan myself as I learned to finally open up my damn mind and get away from those closed minded idiots. Now, Sasuke respects Sakura as a comrade... nothing else... period... You heard it from the horses mouth... Sure, something can develop but right now, the story is yet again... no where near finished so anything can happen...

You all think this might seem like a hate speech, it's not. I'm just trying to defend myself and do the only thing I can. Write my frustration down in WORD programs to post up later that I am sick of all this crap. Why am I posting this? Basically, I just want my friends to hear this. No offense to the innocent NaruHina and SasuSaku fans but your die hard buddies like to push people and pollute the internet saying every other couple is wrong but theirs.

Like I said, I used to like NaruHina and SasuSaku like the rest of the... let's say millions of fans, but then I met a few people who were a little too into it and barely had a life and only revolved around anime couples. I thought, wow... This guy/girl doesn't get enough outside time I bet, I visited their website as I was shocked at how much time they put into couples. At first I thought, wow, nice site. Then as I soon thought, does this person's life only revolve around couples? I asked her a few things, she said she liked canon couples but I asked her, what about crack pairings? They didn't reply with a... let's say an educated answer but it felt like it made no sense at all saying, there's only room for canon and no crack. I thought, okay... I researched their couples on different animes, all the same... it was like they spent every millisecond.

I asked them, what about love triangles? Like in Tenchi Muyo? Where the main character Tenchi lives with six alien girls in his house. One girl that likes him is a demon/space pirate while the other is a princess of a far away planet. Both of them approach Tenchi in different ways trying to get his attention. One gives him space while the other one glomps him all the time. If you haven't figured it out, Ayeka the princess treats him with respect while Ryoko always wants to get every opportunity in.

Now when I look on fanfiction sites and see that... Tenchi gets with Ryoko alot... but what did the people I asked reply? Nothing, they for some reason don't have a view on two girls loving a guy, it always about crushes. That was a big surprise... But wait, doesn't that throw away the idea of the whole Sakura x Sasuke x Ino thing? Well, you can't really compare them to Ayeka x Tenchi x Ryoko really because those three are in the same house. Sakura, Sasuke, and Ino, well not in every shot together. But they do fight over their treasure Sasuke.

Now, I supported NaruHina up until the chunin exam while watching the subs on youtube. I was thinking, Hinata might have a crush on Naruto, but... these kids are too young to be in love, they are like freaking 12 years old! Yeah sure, something can develop as time goes on but... seriously you can't go most of your school life watching your childhood crush do stuff at his or her own thing. You either speak up or you don't. In this case, Hinata isn't speaking up until it's either too late Naruti is dead or... Naruto is taken, or rejected.

How many times has Hinata had to opportunity to tell Naruto how she felt? Eh, I'm no hardcore fan but I have to say over atleast 5 times from what I remember. I learned from a special 70's show episode where Eric wished to see life if he never kissed Dana. Well, I forget who that fat guy was but he was the fat ass who got attacked in the car in the movie Jurassic Park. Anyway, the fat angel guy shows Eric's life would be if he hadn't kissed Dana and so far... the future was kinda gloomy for him. He saw a lot of changes, his best friend Hyde kisses Dana instead and has a relationship with her instead. His friends changed too though of an odd turn as Kelso is a news anchor, Jackie a stewardess, Hyde became what everyone thought he would be (a biker I thin) Fez... he really got into the 80's and became a DJ i think. What did the changed Eric do? Well from what I remember he got with... Big Ronda and works at a mattress store. Dana got with Hyde and... from what she said doing okay for herself while Hyde was in jail I think. Sometime Eric broke up with Big Ronda because... I don't remember, but she was a heavy set girl...

Anyway, changed Eric meets with the changed Dana. Both of them had a weird conversation and admitted they had a crush on each other during their school years. How many times has this happened to people? You or the person that liked you finally admits that you liked the person or they liked you at the wrong time, when it didn't matter anymore because you are now so far apart from each other?

I admit I had my own NaruSaku and NaruHina moments. Yes I did, because I would have a few crushes during High School, I was real cool about it and tried to form a friendship with the girl I liked. Usually that works, then I ask a question would they like to go out sometime to get some coffee, just a friendly get together. And most of the time... it's a NO... do I give up? No... Then it's either that they already have a boyfriend or just want to be friends. Sometimes I try to make them laugh, it usually works but then there are times when I piss them off, and then cheer them up.

Now for my NaruHina moment... from what I had in my life time so far... I had six girls that liked me and I never knew about it until it was like... when it didn't matter anymore. I had a few girls say, "You know... I used to have a crush on you back then..." Then I was like... "O'rly?" I cringed when they said, USED to... never I have a crush on you... I remember when I wanted to say I had a crush on this girl named Rose... I thought she was perfect, she had a smile that can make you melt in relief, nice tan skin, pretty hair... nice *ahem*... But what did I say... I said... "You know... I had a crush on you last year..." She was like... "Aw..." in like a cute way, but then I figured she was taken... and then I kinda gave up on her afterwards because I was so embarrassed of myself as I didn't approach her the right way.

What is up with us guys that like girls that are either taken or a challenge towards us by not liking us? I don't know, but I like challenges myself. this is how Naruto must feel, he sees the beauty in the girl he likes instead of her bitchiness and continues to go after her not giving up. But what did I do? I gave up the girl that I liked for a whole year... not very Naruto on my end... but then again, this was like... 4 years before I even heard of Naruto. Well, again a few more girl said they used to liked me when I didn't care and wasn't at my best. Again with the... TOO LATE crap... what did they do? They moved on, I moved on. Can Naruto and Hinata move on with their life? Yeah I bet they could because I could see them probably 20 years into the future.

At their own Academy reunion while Naruto is getting punch he runs into Hinata. They talk and tell each other how their lives are, Hinata moved on though let's say. Hinata feeling a little good about her self saying, "You know Naruto... I used to have a crush on you back in the genin days?" Again what is Naruto going to think? He might feel stupid but if I know him well enough, he's just going to laugh it off kindly and say, "Oh really? That's cool... Too bad we didn't get to know each other better." Saying that Naruto got with Sakura and Hinata got with either Neji, Kiba, or Sasuke. Both of them just laugh and find it out ridiculous love can be for a child at that age.

Odd scenario huh?

Then again, Shounen was never big on the romance and how a certain couple would get together. That kinda points to Goku and ChiChi of DragonBall, barely had any time together and yet... still got married where ChiChi became a housewife but.. a bitch too. Part of that makes me want to believe NaruHina might happen but... Naruto was more built on plot and explanation while in Dragonball stuff was thrown at you randomly and wasn't explained that well until DragonBall Z, even that was more thrown around too.

Now... I'm not against NaruHina, I just grew apart from it because my fellow NaruHina hardcore fans made me feel sick of it. Just something I don't approve of NaruHina is... Naruto isn't the person who would pay attention to a relationship unless it's with Sakura, trust me. He treats Sakura like a goddess. Hinata I can picture more of a mother figure instead of a wife figure because... Naruto ofcourse wouldn't be the person to pay attention to his belongings that might make you think that Hinata will be picking up his clothes, cleaning his stuff, his room. And she gave up being heir for that?

Well... I guess no couple is perfect like I said, because NaruHina is a couple that seems like... a little too opposite for my tastes because it's... wayyyyyyyy off the opposite chart like... it's not even on the same room! NOT EVEN IN THE SAME COUNTY! NOT EVEN IN THE SAME STATE OR COUNTRY! Seriously, NaruHina isn't bad... I just prefer Naruto get with a girl that would whip him into shape like Sakura like ChiChi does with Goku. Really, how many times have main characters gotten with girls that are more dominant in the relationship? Now... Hinata... doesn't quite fit that unless she grows a spine and becomes a big bitch herself.

Seriously girls think. Why do guys like girls that don't like them back? Because we all love challenges and actually see the inner beauty. We all want that girl that we can't have and won't stop until it looks very hopeless for us, or get you to notice for who we are, or... you slap us with a restraining order.... I hope not the latter. Anyway, that's what Naruto is going for Sakura, he sees her inner beauty and really knows she's a good person inside. So... why not have them together? but then again, like I said the story isn't even over.

Now... there is this weird theme that goes on about if a girl has a crush on the main character and they get together. But... that only works on a 50/50 side because there are also themes to certain character relationships as I discover in certain anime listed below. (i don't have those yet)


(To be continued)